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1 Biden Headed to China for Economic Talks
2 UNSC Mourns China's Earthquake Victims
3 US pushing China to level economic playing field
4 Obama to pick chief intelligence officials
5 Russian cargo spaceship docks with ISS
6 Bin Laden's son to father Change your ways
7 Products made in Shanghai gain most favor in China 财经新闻
8 Forest Gump Goes to Heaven 宗教笑话英文阅读网
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10 Bilingual joke of Bad Impression ( bad impression) Engli
11 Lost virginity 成人笑话英文阅读网
12 Zoo visit 儿童笑话英文阅读网
13 我想我是一只鸡 Chicken 双语笑话英文阅读网
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Biden Headed to China for Economic Talks

US Vice President Joe Biden (file photo)

VOA News August 16,Ralph Lauren US Open Tennis, 2011 - Concerns about the health of the world's largest economy are expected to top the agenda during a new round of talks between the United States and China.

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden left Washington Tuesday for a trip that will take him first to China and then to Mongolia and Japan.

Biden is scheduled to meet with his Chinese counterpart,Ralph Lauren Robes, Vice President Xi Jinping,Ralph Lauren Polo à Rayures, in Beijing for talks expected to focus on China's concern about the U.S. deficit. They are also likely to discuss Washington's call for China's currency to be revalued.

The meeting between the U.S. vice president and the Chinese vice premier is the first in a series of visits announced earlier this year, during Chinese President Hu Jintao's visit to Washington.

Biden is also expected to meet with Mr. Hu and other top Chinese officials,Ralph Lauren, and visit the southwestern city of Chengdu.

China is the world's second largest economy and is the biggest foreign creditor of the United States. Chinese officials have expressed concern about the recent deal to raise the U.S. debt ceiling,Ralph Lauren Chemises, saying it did not go far enough.

The Obama administration has stressed that China has its own economic problems,michael kors outlet, which include an aging work force and the need to move away from an export-driven economy.

The United States has long pressed China to allow its currency,cheap jordans, the yuan,Ralph Lauren Polo Match, to rise in value against the dollar,Ralph Lauren Trikini, arguing that it remains significantly undervalued.

Biden's trip to China will also focus on human rights, Taiwan and Tibet.

In Mongolia, Biden is expected to express support for the country's democratic system and highlight growing economic ties.

His stop in Japan begins in Tokyo for meetings with Japanese leaders, followed by a visit to the earthquake and tsunami-devastated city of Sendai.

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UNSC Mourns China's Earthquake Victims

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United Nations Secretary General, Ban Ki-Moon (2nd from R) stands in silent tribute to China's earthquake victims at UN headquaters in New York on May 20,air jordans, 2008. [Photo: Xinhua]

The UN council members and senior officials from dozens of UN member states stand in silent tribute to China's earthquake victims at UN headquarters in New York on May 20,Ralph Lauren Polo Match, 2008. [Photo: Xinhua]

(Xinhua 2008-05-21 07:17:31) The UN Security Council observed a minute of silence on Tuesday to mourn the victims of the devastating earthquake that struck China's Southwest Sichuan Province on May 12.

At the beginning of a high-level debate on post-conflict peacebuilding, British Foreign Minister David Miliband,cheap jordans, whose country holds the council's presidency for this month, extended sympathy and condolences to the Chinese government and people on behalf of the Security Council.

Then, the 15 council members and senior officials from dozens of other UN member states stood up in silent tribute to the earthquake victims.

In their respective remarks,polo Ralph Lauren, the council members also expressed their sympathy and condolences to China.

Wang Guangya,Ralph Lauren Robes, China's permanent representative to the United Nations, thanked his council colleagues, saying that he will soon report to the Chinese government and convey their sympathy and condolences to the families of the victims.

"I am confident that with the concerted efforts of the Chinese government and people, and the strong support of the Security Council members and other countries as well as international organizations,air jordans shoes, China will prevail in its earthquake relief efforts, " Wang said.

Wang Guangya (C),michael kors outlet, China's permanent representative to the United Nations,Ralph Lauren US Open Tennis, stands in silent tribute to China's earthquake victims at UN headquaters in New York on May 20,Ralph Lauren, 2008.

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US pushing China to level economic playing field

BEIJING,Ralph Lauren pas cher,May 23 (AP) -- The U.S. will push China to level the economic playing field between the two powers, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday,Ralph Lauren Trikini, previewing talks coming to be dominated by tensions between the Koreas.

Clinton and U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner are leading the large American delegation at the two-day meetings, beginning Monday, with economic issues overshadowed by the sinking of a South Korean navy ship that's been blamed on North Korea.

South Korea intends to take the matter to the U.N. Security Council and President Lee Myung-bak planned a nationwide address Monday to announce steps his government would take against the North, including "strong countermeasures" if there are more acts of provocation.

With tensions rising on that front,Ralph Lauren Chemises, Clinton took her economic message to a Boeing maintenance facility at Shanghai's Pudong Airport,Ralph Lauren, addressing workers.

"For trade to work in any economy and for it to produce the benefits we know it can, there must be a level playing field where domestic and international companies can compete freely and openly," she said.

Clinton said the U.S. side would press the Chinese for greater openness in regulations,cheap jordans, nondiscrimination, fair access to markets and strong enforcement of intellectual property rights. President Barack Obama has pledged to double U.S. exports within five years and create 2 million jobs.

One issue likely to come up is the trade advantage Beijing has because of an undervalued Chinese currency.

As the European financial crisis deepens,air jordans shoes, Beijing appears to be pulling back from expected moves to loosen its currency's peg to the U.S. dollar,air jordans, saying the euro's slide to four-year lows against the dollar is putting too heavy a burden on its own exporters.

China has kept the yuan at a rate of about 6.83 per dollar for nearly two years, seeking to cushion its exporters from the global financial crisis. Some economists reckon the yuan is undervalued by up to 40 percent against the dollar, giving Chinese exporters an unfair advantage in overseas markets.

While trying to make progress on economic issues, Clinton will seek Beijing's support for punishing its ally North Korea.

She faces a hard sell convincing China's leaders that they should back U.N. penalties after an international investigation blamed North Korea for sinking the South Korean ship.

An international team of civilian and military investigators said in a report Thursday that a North Korean submarine fired a homing torpedo on March 26, ripping South Korea's 1,200-ton Cheonan in two. Fifty-eight sailors were rescued, but 46 died - South Korea's worst military disaster since the 1950-53 Korean War.

The U.N. Command began an investigation Saturday into whether the attack violated the Korean War truce agreement.

North Korea threatened on Sunday to "crush" South Korea and said the report was an "enormous fabrication" only designed to justify the South's attempt to invade the North in collaboration with the U.S. North Korea has routinely accused Washington and Seoul of plotting an invasion.

China,michael kors outlet, which is North Korea's primary ally and financial supporter,polo Ralph Lauren, has been neutral on the conclusions of the report.

Clinton has said the evidence was "overwhelming" that North Korea was behind the sinking and that the reclusive communist country must face international consequences.

Chinese officials have appealed for calm and called the sinking "unfortunate." But they have stopped short of backing South Korea, instead reiterating long-standing views on the need to maintain peace on the peninsula. China is a veto-holding permanent member of the Security Council,Ralph Lauren Polo à Rayures, so its backing for any action is critical.相关的主题文章：

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Obama to pick chief intelligence officials

WASHINGTON,Ralph Lauren Polo Match, Jan. 5 (Xinhua) -- U.S. President-elect Barack Obama will name former White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta to head the Central Investigation Agency (CIA),michael kors outlet, said media reports on Monday.

According to reports from CNN,air jordans shoes, MSNBC and the New York Times, the 70-year-old White House veteran is to be named as the CIA director, a key player in the country's anti-terrorism and intelligence efforts.

Citing Democratic officials, the media reported that Obama is also to pick retired Adm. Dennis Blair for National Intelligence Director.

Born in an Italian family in California,Ralph Lauren Polo à Rayures, Panetta was an activist of student politics. With a bachelor's degree in political science and Juris doctor, he joined the army in 1964.

He was elected as the congressman for California in 1976 and maintained his seat in the House till 1993. Starting 1994, he served as the chief of staff to President Bill Clinton.

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Blair served in the Navy for 34 years and served as chief of the U.S. Pacific Command during the Sept. 11,Ralph Lauren US Open Tennis, 2001 terrorist attacks. He was also an expert on China, and worked on cooperation between the military and the CIA.

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Russian cargo spaceship docks with ISS

MOSCOW,Ralph Lauren Polo Match, May 17 (Xinhua) -- A Russian cargo spaceship has docked with the International Space Station (ISS),cheap jordans, the Mission Control near Moscow said on Saturday.

The Progress M-14 spaceship docked with the station at 01:39 Moscow time on Saturday (2139 GMT),Ralph Lauren Robes, the Mission Control said.

The cargo spaceship delivered some 2.5 tons of food,Ralph Lauren US Open Tennis, water,air jordans, fuel,polo Ralph Lauren, equipment and gifts from the crews' families to Russian cosmonauts Sergei Volkov and Oleg Kononenko and NASA astronaut Garrett E. Reisman.

The spaceship,Ralph Lauren Polo à Rayures, which blasted off from central Asia's Baikonur space center in Kazakhstan Thursday,air jordans shoes, is an unmanned version of the Soyuz spacecraft. It is expected to be filled with waste and burst during its way back to Earth after undocking.

The Progress is one of two cargo types of spacecraft supplying the ISS. The other is the European Space Agency's automatic transfer vehicle (ATV),Ralph Lauren pas cher, the Jules Verne.

The International Space Station (ISS)

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Bin Laden's son to father Change your ways

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Now, he and his wife are preparing to launch a movement far different from the one his father, Osama bin Laden,Ralph Lauren Polo à Rayures, launched. They are pursuing a movement for peace.

The son of the most-wanted man in the world spoke Sunday to CNN in a quiet, middle-class suburb about an hour outside Cairo,Ralph Lauren Robes, Egypt.

"I try and say to my father: 'Try to find another way to help or find your goal. This bomb,air jordans, this weapons,air jordans shoes, it's not good to use it for anybody,' " he said in English learned in recent months from his British wife.

Omar bin Laden, who works as a contractor, said he is talking publicly because he wants an end to the violence his father has inspired — violence that has killed innocent civilians in a spate of attacks around the world,michael kors outlet, including those of September 11, 2001.

At first glance, Omar bin Laden appears to have little in common with the man who has eluded international efforts to find him. The 26-year-old's hair is bound in neat braids, he drives a Jeep and is married to a British national twice his age.

Asked if his father might be living along the Afghan-Pakistan border, he said,Ralph Lauren Polo Match, "Maybe, maybe not."

He said he hasn't spoken to his father since 2000, when he walked away from an al Qaeda training camp in Afghanistan with his father's blessings. He said he has no idea where his father is, but is confident he will never be caught because locals support him.

He said that's not just his own message,Ralph Lauren Trikini, but one that a friend of his father's and other Muslims have expressed to him. "They too say ... my father should change [his] way," he said.

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Cairo (Egypt): Omar bin Laden has a message for his father, Osama: "Find another way."

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Specifically, products made in Shanghai gain 38.6% of people's support,Ralph Lauren Robes, followed by those made in Guangdong and Beijing with 11.8% and 11.3% of people's favor respectively.

It is learned that the improvement of the quality of domestic products and people's increased concern for local culture play an active role in the enhancement of people's confidence in home-made commodities.

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Bilingual joke of Bad Impression ( bad impression) Engli

② The parents try to educate their children during dinner. ,polo Ralph Lauren

(2 ) absorb v absorb ( knowledge ) (3) overhear v. overheard (4) frustration n- frustration

④ Lucy had a quarrel with Charlotte.

1 F ( 2 ) T- ③ The F ( 4 ) T- ⑤ The T

( 1 ) impression . impression

< p> ③ Lucy is the youngest of the children. </p>

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Exercises : according to the passage to determine the following sentence is (T ) ( F ):

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(5) unique adj. unique

(7) chagrined adj. chagrin

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(1) preacher n. missionaries

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④ The young woman thought the preacher had his unique idea on sex.

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(6) perspective n. view; view

(4 ) grocery n grocery industry

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UNSC Mourns China's Earthquake Victims

US pushing China to level economic playing field

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Russian cargo spaceship docks with ISS

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我想我是一只鸡 Chicken 双语笑话英文阅读网

火！火！双语笑话英文阅读网

School collection 04 儿童笑话英文阅读网

Joke Pharmacy Major 愚人笑话英文阅读网

Silly collection 13 儿童笑话英文阅读网

阳光洒满天际想伪装抗日战争分为三个阶段

Joke Animal Football Game 愚人笑话英文阅读网

Adding new words to your vocabulary 成人笑话英文阅读网

Can I take his place 宗教笑话英文阅读网

爸爸不会喜欢的For Father 双语笑话英文阅读网

Scary collection 12 儿童笑话英文阅读网