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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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== Station next to ==
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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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== Using a two-part allegorical saying ==
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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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== The journey to the West in 13 big master ranking ==
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Classical jest  :Journey to the West  in 13 big  master  ranked first  :Bodhi  (  Sun Wukong  master  .Force  :100).  Journey to the west  in front of the  chapter  ,the Bodhi old Zu  disciples  of the martial arts  qigong  master  is  all kinds of  ,have  such as  canal child  of  fire  ,Sun Wukong  a group of  brothers  martial arts  are  not the same  .<br>But  Sun Wukong  then  to the  mountain of flowers and fruits,  enter the  dragon  ,the Dragon King  diversified skills  Sun Wukong  proficient in everything  ,whether it is  Daoqiangjianji  or  hammer  sticks  ,dance with  incomparable  brew storms on rivers and seas  .<br>Visible  ,as  the master  Bodhi  Wu  Xuezhi  erudite  ,between heaven and earth  don  .Sun Wukong  in the  door  to  practice  for 10 years  (  according  to  leave  :monkey  Huaguo Mountain  ,the monkeys  off to him,  on behalf of King  on behalf of king  called a non-stop  ;and Sun Wukong  back to the  flower and fruit  mountain  ,the monkeys  ,particularly  the  monkey  ,are still alive  ,according to  biology  ,monkey  life  in general  not more than 10  years,so Sun Wukong  scholarship  but ten years  )  .<br>Sun Wukong  learned  only ten years  ,can  heaven  ,[http://www.ralphlaurenol.com Ralph Lauren Outlet],Bodhi  cultivation  for thousands of years,  the  martial arts  and the  internal forces and  people can be when  ?&nbsp  ;?&nbsp  ;second  :town of yuan  (  force 99  ).<br>One  of  the  immortal  emperor  worship  of heaven and earth  ,and  he  is said to  have  peers  ??There is  controversy  ,some people think that  the town of Yuan  rank  than  Bodhi  ,please allow  to  wait  for  .<br>Sun Wukong  ,Zhu Bajie  ,sand monk  the Trinity  besieged  town  Yuan  not  immortal  ,and the three  brothers  were  the town of Yuan  Daisen  income  Qiankun  sleeve  ,visible  town  Yuan  immortal  martial arts  high  .<br>You know,  Sun Wukong +  pig  +  sand monk  =  When  heaven and earth  all the  strongest  method,  modern  war  ,which belongs to  the Trinity  and  the  three  (  Sun Wukong  was at that time the most advanced  fighter  ,for  1000008000 in theultra  long-range intercontinental  operations  ,so far there is no  fighter  and could be  put on a par with  the pig  was  ;Amamiya 100000  heavenlymarshal  ,visible  and  the infantry  have certain experience  ,nine tooth  rake  sweep away the millions of enemy troops  ;the sand monk  was  yesterday 80000  naval dominationroll  love  general  ,naval combat  experience and  underwater  power  is  no  wizards  )  .<br>In this case  ,the three  human  warfare  town  .But not  visible  ,the town  of strength  .Again,  the town  moved  than  old  Zulve  transmission  chip  :Bodhi  town  immortal  himself admits  ,he also  took Sun Wukong  feel helpless  ,only temporarily  trapped  monkey  ,so  the town  have to levy  blackmail  Sun Wukong  Tang  et al  for  nourish the  ginseng  fruit  .<br>From the  town of  element  with  pan  caning  ,not only  with  Sun Wukong  and  was monkey  laughed at  ,the town  no way  .&nbsp  ;Bodhi  can differ  .Goku  is his  apprentice  ,Goku  an  ability  he  taught  ,he must  know  the weaknesses of  Goku  martial arts  .<br>China  has a  traditional  ,master taught the  apprentice  will  your  skills,  lest the  apprentice  and  master  jobs  .The Bodhi old Zu  will  leave  super-nirvana  to  exit  .Therefore  ,the town of yuan  .<br>Strictly speaking  in  force  not  to defeat  Goku  (  he uses a  spell  to win  )  ,and  Bodhi  can handle  goku  .&nbsp  ;third  :old  lion  Lord  (force  :98).The western regions  of a country,  the monkey king  brothers  three people    carried off the  lion fangire  .<br>Sun Wukong  razed the  lion  ,but which  know the lion  monster  created the  old lion  monster  out of  revenge  .The  devil  can  blot out the sun  ,it  moved  away  the Tang  Monk  instant  pig  and the  three sons of a king  .<br>Sun Wukong  had a lucky escape  .The old lion  power of it.  The  place a substitute by subterfuge  ,he  had to ask the  Buddha  out  to get  the old lion  ...  ...  &nbsp  ;Fourth  :Erlang  (  weapons  :three pointed  double-edged blade  force  ,+2  ;Xiao  dog days  ,force  +4  .<br>A total of 97  )force  .You  noticed yet?  God of War  :Er Lang  ,seemingly  a draw,  but Er Lang  Zhenjun  but  pressing  Wukong in  play  .Er Lang God  as early as  Fengshen kingdoms  invincible hand  you  over  ,if the  martial arts  ,[http://www.ralphlauren-paschersfr.com polo Ralph Lauren],the  mythical  little  gods  have his opponent  .<br>And in  his  face,  he  is in passive  .Goku  force  see  cannot overcome the  Erlang Shen  ,used his  72toslip by  ,[http://www.michaelkorsoutletsusa.com Michael Kors Handbags],Chi Najiro  God  73(a  variable  )  ,the monkey sun  turns  water snake,[http://www.ralphlaurenol.com Polo Ralph Lauren],  Erlang Shen  became  snakes eat  birds  ,monkey  changed to  Eagle  ,Erlang  becomes  bows  .<br>..  ...  Erlang  has 3 eyes,  always  see  broken Sun Wukong  spell  ,and  Goku  piercing eye  only for  low-level  monsters  effective  (for  he  fails  )  ,so  the gods  is invalid  .Besides  Erlang  flying  as  goku  .<br>He  hit him  a somersault  cloud  to escape  in 108000  ,Jiro  was able to  subsequently  to  god  .Never say of  Erlang  God himself  ,is  he  the dog  to  toss  a  monkey  ...  ...  &nbsp  ;fifth  :the red boy  (  weapons  :fire  gun  ,force  +7  .<br>Total:  96)force  .However  weapons  use  technology flat  ,but the  samadhi  fire  too invincible  .The  pig  with  no  he is  burned  to death,  the  monkey king  also  is burned  urgent fire attack  almost  hung  .<br>..  ...  Alchemy Taishang senior furnace  was not so  heavy  ...  ...  Even  a Buddism godness Guanyin  Bodhisattva  such  super  heavyweights to  ,[http://www.ralphlaurenol.com Polo Cap],just  used the  captured  him,  not  his  face to face  .<br>&nbsp  ;sixth  :Six ear macaque  (force  :95).We  see here  maybe  confused  :why not  row  monkey?  Because  ,Goku  force  is part of a  golden cudgel  added,  and the six  ear  monkey  should  easily find  a stick  to  and  fly  Dinghaishenzhen  Monkey King  tie  .<br>Moreover,  six ear macaque  and Sun Wukong  war  days  ,absolute strength  of  flat  .I  suspect that the six  ear macaque  is  Bodhi  another  student  ,not only  his  brother  .The Bodhi old Zu  discipline  of  power  law  ,great shift of the universe  and other  martial arts  spells  reached its peak  ,at an end  ,he aimed at  West  high  powers  and  spells  .<br>Tangseng and  go on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures  ,[http://www.ralphlaurenol.com Ralph Lauren Womens Bikini],originally wanted to  his apprentice  Goku  can  go on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures  back  on the way  by  which  Sun Wukong  was  betrayed  ,his  trust in  him  .<br>Fury  ,in a  zoo  for the  six  ear  monkey  ,pass  their  martial arts  ,to kill  Goku  and  replace sb.  (  ginseng fruit  in have a paragraph of  evidence  :Goku  find  Bodhi  resurrection  ginseng  fruit trees,  results of  Bodhi  deliberately  to pay no heed  ,from ruin  .<br>Inference  :the town such as the  element  to kill  Goku  ,can realize  6earmonkey  plan  )  .&nbsp  ;seventh: Sun Wukong  (  ordnance  :golden cudgel  ,force  +8  .Total:  95)force  .He  won the  Bodhi  completely,  eighteen  ,[http://www.ralphlaurenol.com Ralph Lauren Mens London Olympic],Wu Yi  ,become an immortal  ,one  to  108000(in  a half circle  around the earth  )  ,and a  mortal  .<br>Havoc in heaven  ,and  a powerful army  ,and  the monk  taken  after five  through  six  .&nbsp  ;eighth  :ROC  siskin  (  sitting lion  camel    forces in the  third place,  but in fact  his brother  and  brother  are most afraid of  him  .<br>Weapons  :side a  lance  ,[http://www.michaelkorsoutletsusa.com michael kors outlet],force  +5  .Total:  94)force  .He  not only  and Sun Wukong  tie  ,soar to great heights  in  one hundred and ten thousand  ,and in the  west  the gods  be  permitted  .Ocean  hardis  no way to get him  .<br>Sun Wukong  havoc in heaven  ,Mirs  dare  make  west,  shows its  ability  .On the other  ,lion camel  country is the  most powerful  monster  .Other  monster  forces  is what  hill  on behalf of king  ,any hole  ,[http://www.ralphlauren-paschersfr.com Ralph Lauren],belonging to the bandits  level  ;and the  lion camel  country  is a  political organization  :country  .<br>&nbsp  ;Ninth  :Lucifer  (force  :92).A  fairy  (  like  land  old people  ??)  The  LORD  said:  he is  resistant  ,boundless supernatural power  .He was  the  sworn  brother  ,is the so-called  like father like son  ,old  son  however  so  fierce,  how  not bad  .<br>Montage of  his  brothers  three people  hundreds of  rounds  do not fall ahull  ,seen in the  brave  .Which know that  stubbornness  made  ,well  he must  change back to  cattle  ,fell into the trap  ?By three  the prince  threw  two  universe circle  bionic strength of nazha  bungled dizzy  .<br>One  of  an illustrious life  ah  ...  ...  Who told him to  several hundred  years old  old man  also everywhere to  be promiscuous in sex relations  ,playing  Princess Iron Fan  also comprises a  mistress  bitch  ?You see,  this is not  essence deficiency  of  ?&nbsp  ;tenth  :bionic strength of nazha  Prince  (  weapons  :mix  three  days  Ling  ,force  the universe circle  force +5  ,+4  .<br>Total:  91)force  .Although the  three  Prince  lost  over  the Bull Demon King,  the  mismatch  .Imagine  ,how  hard  Sun Wukong  strength  is decreased greatly,  and  by  bionic strength of nazha  attack  .<br>Bionic strength of nazha  martial arts  is  beyond question  ,Fengshen kingdoms  ,he  make  Sihai  unmanned  ability  ,but also  Ziya  Chiang    second only to  Erlang Shen Yang Jian  of generals,  successor  heaven  award  .<br>&nbsp  ;eleventh  :drag  kings  :pagoda  ,tower  (  armed  force +5  .Total:  89)force  .King Li Jing is  a little worse  than  bionic strength of nazha  .He was the  son of  bionic strength of nazha  become immortal  ,he is just a  Chen  Tong  Guan  Bing  (  military commander  ,Colonel  )  .<br>But  Li Jing gets  the jade emperor  worship  of heaven  ,reuse  ,the first  Marshal  (  CMC vice  chairman and  the Secretary of defense  ,general)  ,commanding the  four  day  there will be  millions of troops,  the  Djinn  God  ,[http://www.ralphlauren-paschersfr.com Ralph Lauren],four kings  .<br>Unfortunately,  his  100000Jingganbut  Huaguo  Mountain  bandits  .&nbsp  ;twelfth  :Nine  head bug  (  nine lives  :physical  multiplied by nine times  .Force  :86).Wu Yi  high strength  small  Bailong  also do  him,  Goku  underwater  Kung Fu  no,  called  Bajie  ,also  defeated and go  .<br>Later  in  the cited  ashore  ,was  shot dead  when he  plays  .&nbsp  ;thirteenth  :strange  at the same time  (  yellow  ground squirrel  .Force 80  ).No  double  yellow  pig  war  ,should  have been  captured alive  .<br>The white dragon horse  incarnation of  beauty  to assassinate  ,should  not  .Visible  yellow  monster  and the rate of reaction  is  the  first  .If Sun Wukong hadn  just been  Tang  away  ,was  hold in the belly of  the bird  and  sudden  smell  gas  ,Tang  was abused  ,a  furious  (force  at least  up 5 points  )  ,also not necessarily can  easily  kill  a yellow robe  .<br>On the other hand  ,the Yellow  monster  wife  accidentally  ,and  Princess of a country as  a  separation and divorce  ,was  greatly reduced,  leading to  combat  force decreased  .Therefore  ,comrades  .<br>相关的主题文章：
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even I do not know how , but fate I can have you then lose your results halfway and others rear-end , hands in front of strangers , the day tired for a long time the heart suddenly relieved , and then to call him , leaving endless Resentment . Is not the rain blurred the line of sight ? He approached the mouth to help her suck bitten on the ankle of the sera .
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China has a traditional ,master taught the apprentice will your skills, lest the apprentice and master jobs .The Bodhi old Zu will leave super-nirvana to exit .Therefore ,the town of yuan .
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Sun Wukong razed the lion ,but which know the lion monster created the old lion monster out of revenge .The devil can blot out the sun ,it moved away the Tang Monk instant pig and the three sons of a king .
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He hit him a somersault cloud to escape in 108000 ,Jiro was able to subsequently to god .Never say of Erlang God himself ,is he the dog to toss a monkey ... ... &nbsp  ;fifth  :the red boy ( weapons  :fire gun ,force +7 .
Total: 96)force .However weapons use technology flat ,but the samadhi fire too invincible .The pig with no he is burned to death, the monkey king also is burned urgent fire attack almost hung .
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&nbsp  ;sixth  :Six ear macaque (force  :95).We see here maybe confused  :why not row monkey? Because ,Goku force is part of a golden cudgel added, and the six ear monkey should easily find a stick to and fly Dinghaishenzhen Monkey King tie .
Moreover, six ear macaque and Sun Wukong war days ,absolute strength of flat .I suspect that the six ear macaque is Bodhi another student ,not only his brother .The Bodhi old Zu discipline of power law ,great shift of the universe and other martial arts spells reached its peak ,at an end ,he aimed at West high powers and spells .
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Inference  :the town such as the element to kill Goku ,can realize 6earmonkey plan ) .&nbsp  ;seventh: Sun Wukong ( ordnance  :golden cudgel ,force +8 .Total: 95)force .He won the Bodhi completely, eighteen ,Ralph Lauren Mens London Olympic,Wu Yi ,become an immortal ,one to 108000(in a half circle around the earth ) ,and a mortal .
Havoc in heaven ,and a powerful army ,and the monk taken after five through six .&nbsp  ;eighth  :ROC siskin ( sitting lion camel forces in the third place, but in fact his brother and brother are most afraid of him .
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Total: 91)force .Although the three Prince lost over the Bull Demon King, the mismatch .Imagine ,how hard Sun Wukong strength is decreased greatly, and by bionic strength of nazha attack .
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Task: to shoot your own foot
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Lisp: you use a gun of the extremities with gun to shoot your gun of the extremities.
Forth:.The foot has since you shoot
Prolog: you tell the program you want to shoot your own foot.The program will automatically find the specific plan, but the language
Method is not allowed to tell you these plans.

Basic: you water gun to shoot your own foot.If it is in the old system,Polo Cap, repeat until your lower body is water
Immersion.
Visualbasic: you just pretend to be shot at your feet.But do you think it
Do more interesting so don't care but did not shoot shoot.

Unix:
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%rm*.O
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The tortoise a field trip

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The dad said it five years.
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Hen fart

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Husband and wife for happiness

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TMD! Are you trying to get me killed!

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I looked out the window to cool the whole island were silent

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Dutch act completely manual

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&nbsp  ;&nbsp  ;this action ,the sons of thunder frightened .He fight startled said: big brother &nbsp  !You don who scary scary  !Not grandpa Li  ???... ..  ;after a while ,his knocking disappears .
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&nbsp  ;what are you doing science woman to scare me  ???I am afraid .&nbsp  ;when the door to blow a cold wind, the door blew open ,at the same time the studio lights suddenly extinguished .
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